{"id":18515,"date":"2017-05-25T08:00:05","date_gmt":"2017-05-25T13:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/?p=18515"},"modified":"2017-05-23T05:50:59","modified_gmt":"2017-05-23T10:50:59","slug":"releaseday-sexy-motherpucker-by-lili-valente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/?p=18515","title":{"rendered":"#ReleaseDay – Sexy Motherpucker by Lili Valente"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Title: Sexy Motherpucker<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
A Bad Motherpuckers Novel<\/span><\/span><\/b>
\nAuthor: Lili Valente<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
Genre: Steamy Romantic Comedy\/Hockey Romance<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
Release Date: May 22, 2017<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth\u2014in\u00a0front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girl\u2014you would think I\u2019d\u00a0hit rock bottom. <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the\u00a0Badger\u2019s NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend\u2026until we\u00a0cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday\u00a0morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan\u00a0wanted someone who was \u201cstepmom\u201d material. <\/span><\/div>\n
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The problem? I\u2019m crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when\u00a0he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former\u00a0in-laws, I say yes. We\u2019re still friends, after all, and friends don\u2019t let\u00a0friends fake it alone.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking\u00a0in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws\u2019 house, or in a\u00a0hotel room where we\u2019re sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.<\/span><\/div>\n
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I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling\u00a0with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she\u2019s\u00a0beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I\u2019ve ever known?<\/span><\/div>\n
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I don\u2019t want to fall in love. I really don\u2019t. The whole \u201cpretend
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But when it comes to Laura?<\/span><\/div>\n
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Hell,\u00a0maybe I\u2019m just not cut out for faking it.<\/span>
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Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece,\u00a0eaten dinner at midnight with French men who couldn\u2019t be trusted to keep their\u00a0mouths on their food, and walked alone through Munich\u2019s red light district\u00a0after dark and lived to tell the tale.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>These days you can find her writing in a tent\u00a0beside the sea, drinking coconut water and thinking delightfully dirty\u00a0thoughts.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n


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  Title: Sexy Motherpucker A Bad Motherpuckers Novel Author: Lili Valente Genre: Steamy Romantic Comedy\/Hockey Romance Release Date: May 22, 2017   Blurb When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth\u2014in\u00a0front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girl\u2014you would think I\u2019d\u00a0hit rock bottom. WRONG. Let\u2019s back this up … Continue reading #ReleaseDay – Sexy Motherpucker by Lili Valente<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paSW8H-4OD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18515"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18516,"href":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18515\/revisions\/18516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}