{"id":25826,"date":"2020-10-22T10:01:12","date_gmt":"2020-10-22T15:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/?p=25826"},"modified":"2020-09-27T11:50:38","modified_gmt":"2020-09-27T16:50:38","slug":"wotr21-audio-review-mermaids-pirate-comedy-tallulahs-temptation-sea-shenanigans-book-one-by-robyn-peterman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/?p=25826","title":{"rendered":"#WOTR21 #Audio #Review #Mermaids #Pirate #comedy – Tallulah’s Temptation: Sea Shenanigans Book One by Robyn Peterman"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"Tallulah's<\/p>\n

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Pirate Doug<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

What in the Chicken of the Sea was I thinking to agree to this half arsed Otherworld Defense Agency mission?<\/p>\n

I\u2019m the most absurdly good looking Vampire Pirate of the High Seas. Being on the run for my life is very important work\u2026 and a freaking full time job. Defending Mermaids from some vicious Sea Hags is going to cut into my pilfering time.<\/p>\n

Unacceptable.<\/p>\n

Even though this is a very\u00a0bad<\/i>\u00a0move on my part, I know I\u2019ll eventually agree\u2014too many bounties on my arse to refuse, and the thought of a certain Mermaid makes my roger quite jolly.<\/p>\n

However, Tallulah, the leader of the Mystical Isle Pod of Mermaids, isn\u2019t going to be happy to see me\u2026 at all. The horrible, sexy, breathtaking woman has been starring in my dreams for too many years to count. Sadly, just when my mind wanders to the really\u00a0good nookie part<\/i>, the dream ends with her lopping my Johnson off.<\/p>\n

I just hope to Hell and back that the Sea Hags have some outstanding booty to steal. If I\u2019m going to have to regrow my tallywhacker, the treasure had better damned well be worth it.<\/p>\n

Tallulah<\/b>
\nRunning a tourist trap for humans in the Bermuda Triangle had sounded like a fine plan\u2014until it wasn\u2019t. With the Sea Hags gunning for our island and ruining our questionably successful business, I did what any desperate Mermaid would do. I called for backup.<\/p>\n

Of course, getting help from the Otherworld Defense Agency is risky as they don\u2019t usually deal with ocean creatures. Whatever. Desperate times call for crappy measures. Chances are they\u2019ll send freaking Pirates. I hate Pirates\u2026<\/p>\n

Well, I hate one Pirate in particular.<\/p>\n

Hopefully, it won\u2019t be the one seafaring jackhole I despise more than any other. Pirate Doug would be an idiot to show his face here after what he\u2019d done. Not only did the dumbass abscond with our treasure, the son-of-a-bitch took my heart with him as well.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll tear his sorry ass to shreds if he so much as steps even one hairy toe on my island.<\/p>\n

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Goodreads<\/a><\/p>\n

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