{"id":35859,"date":"2026-01-29T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/?p=35859"},"modified":"2026-01-19T12:32:28","modified_gmt":"2026-01-19T18:32:28","slug":"review-handle-me-a-mm-sentient-hockey-stick-romance-by-unfortunate-reads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/?p=35859","title":{"rendered":"#Review – Handle Me: A MM Sentient Hockey Stick Romance by Unfortunate Reads"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Jace Masterson is a God.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Skilled with his hands and sporting a deliciously dirty mouth, he\u2019s one of the most sought-after men in Toronto. And he\u2019s mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If I could smile, I would. I love it here. I love Jace. But most of all? I love how Jace handles me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Handle Me is a sentient object romance intended for audiences over 18 years old. This contains intimate relations between a human man and a sentient hockey stick. It passes the Harkness test, but it\u2019s still weird. Read at your own risk!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Well can’t say I ever think I would read a book about a sentient hockey stick but here we are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jace is a hockey player and loves the stick his sponsor gifted him. He really really loves this stick. IYKYK<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The stick also loves Jace. Like a lot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

After Jace sees a picture of a puck bunny doing her thing with a stick, it sparks an idea in him and the rest is…well as they say, history.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This little story was weird in the best of ways. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

One click here – https:\/\/amzn.to\/4qsvvme<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jace Masterson is a God. Skilled with his hands and sporting a deliciously dirty mouth, he\u2019s one of the most sought-after men in Toronto. And he\u2019s mine. If I could smile, I would. I love it here. I love Jace. But most of all? I love how Jace handles me. Handle Me is a sentient … Continue reading #Review – Handle Me: A MM Sentient Hockey Stick Romance by Unfortunate Reads<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[41],"tags":[1857],"class_list":["post-35859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-erotica","tag-unfortunate-reads"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paSW8H-9kn","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35859"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35859\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35864,"href":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35859\/revisions\/35864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twinsietalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}