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#WOTR20 #AttendingAuthor #PartofaSeries Jamie’s Got A Wand (Southern Fried Sass Book 4) by Julia Mills


Put your head between your legs and kiss your booty buh-bye, you’re never gonna believe what’s goin’ on now.

It all started with a surprise visit from a mouse… Well, not really a mouse… Billy’s a Greater Bilby… But that’s just a fancy Australian name for goofy gray rodent with big, pointy ears and a nasty disposition. I mean, I guess…to be politically correct I should… Oh, hell, when have I ever given a rat’s behind about bein’ politically correct?

No time for BS. I’m gonna Joe Friday this bitch. You know, just the facts, ma’am and all that happy horseshit.

Here’s what I have so far:

· Plea for help from Billy the Bilby

· Missing Sloth, who also happens to be my Mate, not to mention a Deputy with a badge and gun which would be so helpful right now

· A tingle in the palm of my wand hand and a wiggle in Wanda’s shiny little tip ~ sure signs somethin’ wicked this way’s acomin’

And… Wait for it … This is the BIG one. Big, like we’re all headed to Hell in a handcart at a high rate of speed with no brakes, no passing Go, no $200, and no clue what to do ~ H-U-G-E.

· Every single one of the Dragonettes is conked out. Completely and totally unresponsive . Like colorful, little Sleeping Beautys snorin’ all over the place. Yeah, you’re so right. I said, “Oh, shit,” more than once, too. Trouble is, we’ve got no colorful little Prince Charmings to pucker up and lay one on ’em. Life without my fiery sidekick is just plain boring. Oh, and, scary as all get out.

Talk about trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with ME, and that stands for the crazy-ass Witch who better get her butt in gear.

Bubble, bubble, who the hell asked for a bubble.

We’re off to the Swamp, a nasty hex to tromp.

Wanda the wand is rarin’ to scoot and the crazy Wolf came too…t. (Sorry, rhyming’s not my thing. Talk to Daisy. She’s the danged poet.)

Grab your boots, your magic, and a big can of bug spray, I’mma need all the help I can get. Don’t worry ‘bout the Gators, they’ve been fed, even that nasty little redhead, Nannette.

P.S. If you see Dash, tell him to get his Slothy butt to the Swamp!

Goodreads https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/48048027-jamie-s-got-a-wand

Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Jamies-Wand-Southern-Fried-Sass-ebook/dp/B07WZQ3KBZ/ref=sxts_entity_rec_bsx_s_def_r00_t_aufl?keywords=Julia+mills&pd_rd_i=B07WZQ3KBZ&pd_rd_r=1f6039a1-20d7-4920-81fe-3c6f6c6900b4&pd_rd_w=u9iC6&pd_rd_wg=zjaYc&pf_rd_p=5f1fc6c4-631c-4b5b-8cb2-2fec0f3b0b7a&pf_rd_r=YTNPABP09WWEEC2P5V94&qid=1572363981

Jamie is one sassy witch that has a wand with a mind of its own, when all of Jamie’s friends, family and local town folks all turned into their furry, scaly, and slimy animals. Jamie was the only one who cold save them but she wasn’t sure where to begin. After find out who was behind all of this crazy chaos Jamie just wanted to spell the shit outta the scumbag who did this to everyone. Will Jamie be able to save everyone without getting anyone including herself killed in the process follow her through this crazy town with so many laughs that you might start crying from laughing so hard.

Review by Twinsie Dee

Mom of two rockin’ girls, Reader of everything, Author of The Dragon Guards series and many more surprises to come!

I am a sarcastic,sometimes foul-mouthed, not afraid to drink a beer, always southern woman with 2 of the most amazing teenage daughters,

a menagerie of animals and a voracious appetite for reading who recently decided to write the storied running through her brain. I read my first book, Dr Suess’ Cat in The Hat by myself at 4 and was hooked.

I believe a good book along with shoes, makeup and purses will never let a girl down and that all heroes of all the books

I have ever read or will ever write pale in comparison to my daddy! I am a sucker for a happy ending and love some hot sweaty sex with a healthy dose of romance.

I am still working on my story but believe it will contain all of the above with as much SPICE as I can work into it. CHEERS!